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TRUE BLOOD 4.12 – “And When I Die”

How'd you like your stake?

It's been a while ... Crazy time!  Now for a little catch-up:

The series finale of True Blood.  Overall, I thought this was the best-written and most satisfying episode we’ve had this year.  As a whole, the season seemed to lack focus, for me … It rambled.  The questions asked in the first episode were not satisfyingly answered in the last, and that means that the structure of the series seems off-kilter. 

And, as for Sookie ... She spends NINE episodes doing precisely nothing.  Yes, I understand that the show is about her emotional development, but couldn’t they have had her doing something useful and even interesting whilst being in love with New Eric?

For a show like True Blood, a season needs to be like a novel, with each chapter leading you progressively towards a satisfactory conclusion.  Fair enough, leave a few loose ends if you want, but do it with subtlety.  Like Dexter does it, in other words!

Anyway, my full in-depth review is on What Culture! here:

TRUE BLOOD 4.11 – Soul of Fire


Okay ramblers, let's get ramblin' ...
So, it’s all kicking-off!  After interminable weeks of piddling-about, waiting and wondering if Bill was ever going to man up and Sookie was ever going to wake up now, finally, we have the show-down between the armies of the night and the most dangerous enemy they’ve ever faced. Yes?  Well … Sort of.


Essentially we have a siege, but it’s a very sedate siege, really.  With a lot of talking and not much besieging.  However, we do have Eric performing the coolest blood-suck of the series and then, suddenly, it’s all over!

After such a long, rambling build-up I was really hoping for more energy, more peril … More dead vampires.  

You'll have to read the full review to learn all the gory details.  You can find it on What Culture here.

And you can some behind-the-scenes video action (with lots of spoilers) here:


TRUE BLOOD 4.10 – Burning Down the House

Let's go to work ... Finally.
The last few weeks’ episodes have been named after the songs which have accompanied the end credits … So, this week, I was all geared-up for some Talking Heads action … But no, it’s a cover by The Used.  Devastated!

Sookie is finally motivated to doing something that doesn’t involve showing the world her knicker collection.  She gets mad and, finally, after nine weeks of, frankly, doing bugger-naff-all, she unleashes all kinds of super-powers.  She saves the day – and both of her vamp bfs – and knocks all of the wide-eyed-puppy-dog stuffing out of Eric.

otherwise, it's a performances episode, with several actors getting to update their audition reels with some powerful scenes.  What don’t we get?  You'll have to read the full review to find out.

You can find it on What Culture here.

Then come back and listen to the version of Burning Down the House they should have used!

TRUE BLOOD 4.9 – “Let’s Get Out Of Here”.


Sookie continues to frequent only the finest lingerie shops ...
After the last two weeks, things were starting to tie together in a satisfying manner but this week, once again, some of the plot threads seem to have broken free and are flapping around loose.

What of Marnie/Antonia?  Well, she brought Eric under her spell at the end of last week’s battle and so she has turned Eric into a weapon … one could even call him a tool.

Meanwhile, on a not unrelated matter, Sookie, with nothing better to do, fantasises about her two vampires.  She insists she doesn’t want them fighting over her … But, of course, that’s exactly what she wants!

I have been asked not to re-print my What Culture reviews here so, for the time being, following this link will be your best way to read this full review.  Don't panic, my cinema reviews will still be appearing here, when I get some free time to catch up with them!

Then, when you have read the review, pop back here and watch this mini making-of:





TRUE BLOOD – 4.8 – Spellbound

Sookie and Eric lying in a bed S-H-A-G-G-I-N-G
This week, we get an indication that trouble is brewing early on when the werewolves decide to “Stay the fuck away from the Vampires and Witches at war”.  

Marnie-Antonia is livid that she only killed one vamp. 

Bill brokers a meetings with Marnie-Antonia to take place, appropriately, in a cemetery.

Yes, with extra Anchovies ...
But what of Eric and Sookie, the love-birds, I hear you cry?  Well, under the influence of her Faerie blood, they act like a couple of stoned teens as they’re all nekkid in the shower.  And, yes, Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd finally gets his ass out.  Happy now?

And so we arrive at the meeting between Bill and Marnie-Antonia and there are an extraordinary number of surprises and shocks in this culminating sequence. 

After this, they really will be at war!  Can’t wait.

Oh, and the best five minutes of the season so far is followed by the best piece of end credit music!

I have been asked not to re-print my What Culture reviews here so, for the time being, following this link will be your best way to read this full review.  Don't panic, my cinema reviews will still be appearing here, when I get some free time to catch up with them!

Then, when you have read the review, pop back here and watch this mini making-of:







TRUE BLOOD – 4.7: Cold Grey Light of Dawn

Deborah Ann Woll seems to be the big hit of this season ... Her career's really hotting up!

It’s still Full Moon; weirdness still abounds! 

We get more of Jesus and LaFayette’s adventures down Mexico-way.

We get more of Pam's hilarious spite, plus an odd make-over for her.

Pam's new beauty regime is kept under wraps.
The Marnie/Antonia story finally takes centre-stage and Bill reminds us just how potentially dangerous she is - just before she demonstrates her power in the most shocking cliff-hanger ending of the season.

I have been asked not to re-print my What Culture reviews here so, for the time being, all the details and my review in full is here: On What Culture!  Don't panic, my cinema reviews will still be appearing here!

Then, after you've been there, swing back here and watch this mini-making of:




TRUE BLOOD 4.6 – “I Wish I Was The Moon”

Bill looks back sourly as his days modelling for Grattan ...
It’s Full Moon – and we know that’s the time when all the freaks come out … So how can we expect Full Moon in Bon Temps to be anything other than the night when it all kicks off.

Snookie finally goes from ‘get out of my house’ to ‘get into my knickers’.


This results in Bill turning into the bad-guy and passing a True Death sentence on Eric.

Sam - Tommy, Tommy - Sam ... Just like that!
Tommy finds that he can now shape-change into other people, a turn-up that could prove to have fatal consequences for him.

Meanwhile, it turns out that Jason's superpower is that he’s extra-good at sex.  Oh, and speaking of which ...

So, Jess keeps her clothes on this week ... One of the few who do!
... Jess turns up to be with him.
No-one expects The Spanish inquisition!
Down in King Bill’s dungeon, Marnie continues to be a pathetic, needy spirit whore – begging The Spanish Witch to use her.   She may regret what she wishes for ...

I have been asked not to re-print my What Culture reviews here so, for the time being, All the details and my full review in full here: On What Culture!  Don't panic, my cinema reviews will still be appearing here!

Then, after you've read it - swing back here to watch this mini making-of:








TRUE BLOOD 4.5 – “Me and the Devil”


That hoodie must be getting aromatic now, he's been wearing it weeks!
This week, Bon Temps gets religion.  We have good honest existentialist angst, an epiphany, prayer, an exorcism and rather too much gospel singing!

We also get a lot of dreams and flashbacks this week!

We get some extra screen-time for some of last week’s B stories.  We also learn an important life-lesson about gators!

Meanwhile, we spend the most time yet with Marnie in her Moon Goddess Emporium. The problem with this storyline, so far, has been that we, the viewer, don’t fear of witches.  But Pam does!

This was not a Good Face Day for Pam
After one brief appearance last week, Terry and Arlene and their cute little possessed moppet have their own little sub-plot.
See ... See ... Cutest little demon ever!
Oh, and Sookie sleeps with Eric!

Well, NO ONE expected this ... Did they!
All the details and my review in full here: On What Culture!

I have been asked not to re-print my What Culture reviews here so, for the time being, following the link will be your best way to resume normal service.  Don't panic, my cinema reviews will still be appearing here!

TRUE BLOOD 4.4 - "I'm Alive and On Fire"

This blanket? ... Louis Vuitton! And yes, red IS my colour.
Not the most action-packed episode yet, as reflected in its shorter running-time (fifty minutes as opposed to the 57 or 58 minutes of the previous three episodes) – but there are some interesting themes developing and plenty of eye-candy to keep the audience’s juices flowing.

So, Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd’s Eric’s just killed Snookie’s Fairy God Mother. The blood makes him giddy, bouncing around like a ten-year-old on a cola high and pinching Sookie’s butt in his fetching hoodie and baggy shorts. She protests, but she clearly enjoys this. After all, there wasn’t a lot of spontaneous tomfoolery when she was with Bill.  I like this Eric!

He runs off to play in the woods and she feels she has to go rescue him, like she’s his mother. She finds him skinny-dipping in the sunlight and loving the sensations he hasn’t enjoyed for millennia … But, as with Sookie’s blood last year, The Fairy Blood only works for a short time and Eric is soon smoking. She covers him up in a towel and sends him off home and, like an overly-excited ten-year-old, he protests, but there is real pathos in his “I don’t want to go back to the dark” Aw, bless.

Bill played the wounded little vampire boy for two seasons – and it worked a treat on Sookie.  Eric is, inadvertently, having the same effect on her by, essentially, being the same as Bill was, all vulnerable and full of pathos.  I’m pretty sure that Eric’s tenure as the doe-eyed victim will be far shorter than Bill’s though and, when he does slick his hair back again and return to his (very) old self – he and Marnie the hippy witch are going to have some serious unfinished business to resolve!

Fiona Shaw praying to the Gods of Melodrama that she can be even more over the top!
Of course, Bill (Stephen Moyer) has changed. He and Eric have, in essence, swapped roles – at least temporarily. When Pam confronts her King, she observes “All of your subjects are learning how ruthless you are.” Her contempt for Bill has grown in proportion to his status.

However, we do get a brief glimpse of the old Bill – the Bill we met in the first few episodes of series one – as he goes home with Portia (Courtney Ford) to meet her grandmother, the matriarch of the family. Bill gets to be his old self – charming the ladies – and discussing their history which, of course, he’s witnessed firsthand. We learn that Portia is Sheriff Andy’s sister. Bill learns that Portia is actually distantly related to him. Suddenly he realises that he’s been having incestuous sex and so immediately ends the relationship. But I’m thinking the damage is done.

Not least because this also means that Andy is also related to him … And having a V addict in the family is not going to look good on King Bill’s resumé.

As Nan (Jessica Tuck) ominously points out, Kings don’t get to retire! Of course, Bill’s major distraction is the witch’s coven. He conveniently mentions - “The Spanish Massacre” and the witch they burned 400 years ago. There is also a suggestion that the Salem Witch Trials were vampire work. So there is real history between witches and vampires and it hasn’t been pleasant. 

Cue flashback – via Marnie’s dream - to The Spanish Witch being burned at the stake whilst reciting an incantation. Marnie (Fiona Shaw) is a strange character! She is looking increasingly ineffectual, being unable to cast any useful spells until she is possessed by the spirit of (presumably) The Spanish Witch, at which point she becomes almost overwhelmingly powerful and dangerous to vamps – but only for a few seconds. It seems likely that her visitations are going to last longer in upcoming episodes!

Sam seems to be back to his old self, his ‘anger management’ is clearly working.  Indeed, he goes for another ‘session’ with Luna, meets her delightful daughter and is told that Luna’s ex (the little girl’s father) is a werewolf – well, in the soap-opera that is now Sam’s life, you just know that’ll come back and bite him!

And, whilst we’re on the subject of werewolves … Alcide (Joe Manganiello) turns up just to strip off. It seems that Sook is getting used to having young naked men around her. It happens a lot. The woods are full of fit naked people running around, mostly in the forms of animals. 

The show is becoming more and more polymorphous perverse – with naked people turning into beasts left, right and centre. Indeed, the only half naked man in Sookie’s life who doesn’t transform into something deadly is Jason (Ryan Kwanten ) and it looks like that might all be about to change!  His deeply distressing story arc has, I fear, further depths of depravity to explore.

Breathe ... She's not interested, mate ... Hasn't even noticed.
Similarly, along with the naked flesh on display throughout, we also get another hint of incest, with The Hot Shot Clampett’s use of terms like “My brother-husband” and “Tell uncle-daddy”; all of which sound quite funny … Until you think about them.

As Alcide points out, Sookie has danger on the doorstep every five minutes and, just when she’s in serious danger of giving in to Eric’s floppy-haired, doe-eyed charms – which is, again, kinda incestuous since she’s spent the whole episode mothering him -  Bill turns-up at her door. Initially it’s like old times, they forget where their relationship is now, but then they gradually remember that they no longer trust each other and Sookie stands up to him and flat-out lies to him for the first time. That feels like a point-of-no-return. I can see that their enmity is going to grow, possibly with the same ferocity that their love grew before it.

Lafayette, Tara and Jesus (Nelsan Ellis, Rutina Wesley and Kevin Alejandro) are pretty-much passengers this week, but that’s okay, with so many other major plot-threads proceeding, it would be annoying and distracting if some were not given the werepanther’s share of the screen-time. 

Leaving just time for one little scene of Terry and Arlene (Todd Lowe and Carrie Preston) – but it’s a scene that’ll remind you straight away of The Shining! That baby really is the cutest reincarnated serial-killer ever!

All-in-all, this is a fairly lightweight episode, but one that is full of light and shade and some interesting potential-filled developments.


TRUE BLOOD 4.3 – “If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?”


I'll have you know this hoodie was designed by Armani ...
Episode three and things finally get going.  The various stories are starting to pick up some steam, and not a moment too soon.  But you know it’s going to be an episode of some consequence when you see that show-runner Alan Ball has written this one himself.

Okay, let’s get Eric out of the way first.  Eric has forgotten a lot of things … Who he is, who “Snookie” is, where he left his shirt … Not that I imagine his many Eric-olytes will be complaining too bitterly about the latter.  Fortunately, as I hoped, this story is (at least so far) being played for laughs, allowed Skars to flex his comedy muscles as well as all his … other muscles.

That said, he does seem remarkably calm as he explains to Sookie “Everything I was, was taken from me”.  For her part, Sookie also takes in his predicament without a trace of cynicism or fluster.  But then, she has spent four years dealing with the melodramas of vampires.

As we know, Sookie’s a sucker for a vulnerable vamp … That’s how Bill won her over, by being constantly wracked with ethical and existential pain.  All Eric has to do is let his hair and his guard down.  He’s certainly more engaging when he isn’t playing the pretentious alpha vamp!

By contrast to the humour of Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd’s performance,  Ryan Kwanten’s Jason is, unusually, getting to exercise his dramatic acting chops.  His story has taken a disturbing turn as his jailers – the Hot Shot Clampetts – are afforded a little back story.  They have some childish understanding of their heritage involving The Sky People (faeries maybe?) and Ghost Mama and Ghost Daddy being eaten and then thrown up by a panther – because Nature said so.  Or something.  Anyway, this garbled pseudo-religious nonsense at least begins to explain their deeply-flawed logic.    

Although his panther wounds are surprisingly superficial given how the attack seemed last week, they’re still infected and, as he passes in and out of fever, Crystal (Lindsay Pulsipher) tells Jason that they believe he is “being reborn” as their new Ghost Daddy.  Of course, they believe in magic and have no idea about infection.  So his fever is not indicative of him becoming a panther, it’s indicative of him dying – hence the line used as the episode’s title. 

As we leave him, he is suffering a fate which is one part wet dream to about five parts worst nightmare.  If he makes it out of this alive, Mr Libido may well have learned to keep it in his trousers from now on!

Sam Trammell’s story still hasn’t really found a direction yet and he seems to be there merely to give Chris Bauer’s Andy Bellefleur and Marshall Allman’s Tommy Mickens someone to bounce off.  Similarly, there is no sensible reason to reintroduce Alcide Herveaux  (Joe Manganiello) save to have yet another chiselled portable wall for Sookie to be tempted by.  They grow their boys big in the backwoods!

Bill, similarly, is treading water this week.  He signs a True Death warrant, showing he can be decisive and cruel having essentially taken over the role of Magister; then dives into his tradition (now weekly, it seems) shagging scene.

Kristin Bauer looking for her vampire contact lens.
Kristin Bauer’s Pam, by contrast, steps front and centre, making all the decisions now Eric is … indisposed.  She’s always been a vampire with a clearer vision of ‘them’ and ‘us’ so, when she tells LaFayette, Tara and Jesus (Nelsan Ellis, Rutina Wesley and Kevin Alejandro) that, in twenty-four hours, she may well eat them, fuck them and kill them (in that order) you know she means that quite literally!

The weird hippy witch, Marnie (played by Fiona Shaw, who you will most likely remember as Harry Potter’s wicked aunt Petunia) reveals just how unbalanced and potentially dangerous she is with her blood sacrifice and her “make me your servant” incantation.  She gets her wish: A visitor from beyond.  I imagine she may come to rue what she has wished for.

A couple of apparent throwaway moments which will become more significant as the show develops:  Remember Jessica’s creepy doll lying on the floor in her and Hoyt's house?  That’s back.  No idea why yet.  But it is shown in the ‘previously on’ montage and then in the show – so you just know it’s going to build in significance.

Also, the latest shenanigan of the building anti-vampire movement is a YouTube video and a new viral website for the fans to visit: vamps-kill.com.  Off you go, then.  But hurry back!

TRUE BLOOD 4.2: You Smell Like Dinner



Episode one was all about introductions and getting us used to the new, upgraded True Blood 4.0 … There was fun to be had with the way they had shaken up their world, but now they have to get going and tell some stories.  There’s witches and faeries out there and they mean nothing good for little ole Bon Temps.  The various threads of what, I trust, will eventually resolve into one story have been divided up between small groups of characters and, since it’s early days yet, we can’t really see where many of them are going.

King of Louisiana, Bill, is enjoying issuing orders to his sheriff, Eric, and is starting to hatch his own plots.   He has also reverted to his old habit of having what – and, pointedly, who – he wants.  But it’s all a front, he still drops everything (and everyone) when Sookie calls and when she tells him she doesn’t want to know his secrets any more, that clearly stings him.

But it also throws him into deep introspection and allows us to know this particular secret through a handy dandy little flashback.  Playing to the crowd, we get a scene that will particularly please the Goths watching (I believe there may be a few) as we travel back to a seedy London nightclub on punk night in 1982. 

Enter Bill, all spiky hair, black eye-liner and greasy biker jacket.  This sequence is particularly delightful because it affords Stephen Moyer the chance (however briefly) to use his actual Gor Blimey Guv’nor accent.  No, he isn’t channelling Dick Van Dyke, that’s his real voice!

We also get to see the culmination of his battle with the Queen from the end of series three, and, more importantly, learn the reason behind it: A reason that stretches all the way back to that night in 1982.

Sookie’s main dilemma – which, given what she’s been through hitherto, seems like nothing more than a thorn in her side – is that Eric has bought her house and now claims to “own” her.  Not because he actually wants her, you understand, but simply so Bill can’t have her.  Doesn’t matter how many centuries these vampires walk the Earth, they seemingly never grow up!

In the post-Russell Edgington world, campaigns against vamps have taken a huge leap in popularity – meaning the inevitable divisions between the two schools of thought within Bon Temps are going to become galvanised.  Since there’s a crowd outside Fang-Tasia chanting Steve Newlin’s name, it seems inevitable that he’ll be back, just as smarmy and sanctimonious as before.

I suppose, when you have such a crowded cast of characters, all pursuing their own, distinct (if overlapping) stories, you are going to burn through a lot of storylines.  There are, reputedly, only seven distinct story-lines (Man versus Man, Man versus Nature, Man versus Himself … etc) so it’s only reasonable to expect, in the fourth year of a series that goes through stories like a vampire through breath-fresheners, that you’re going to get a certain amount of repetition.

Therefore, there is the whiff of familiarity as Jessica and Hoyt settle into domesticity, with all of the misunderstandings, arguments and disappointments idealistic young lovers will encounter.  As Jessica becomes more and more predatory, their off-and-on relationship is headed once more into familiar soap-opera territory.

As for Arlene and Terry’s baby, well isn’t he just the cutest little reincarnated serial killer ever?

Sam Trammell has, I suspect, been working out a lot this year, since his character, Sam Merlotte, seems to spend a lot of time naked!   And why shouldn’t he: He is genuinely happy with Lola his shape-changing girly-girl but, of course, in the melodrama that is serial television, this clearly isn’t going where he thinks it’s going.  But quite what traps the writers will lay in his path in the next few weeks is still enjoyably unclear.

Meanwhile, Jason also finds himself in bed – but not in a good way – as he’s chained up with a gun pointed at his head.  He begins to feel that his infatuation with Crystal may have been a dumb idea and, let’s be honest, Jason’s Dumbest Idea is a pretty crowded category.  Never-the-less, the one genuine shock in this episode is delivered by this story right at the very end.  I really want to know what’s gonna happen to poor Jason next.

Bill’s main concern is the coven of Necromancers in the back room of the local Wicca shop, into which Lafayette and Jesus have wandered.  Bringing dead things back to life has interesting consequences for vampires.

Acting-wise, I still think Moyer demonstrates a far greater range than Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd.  The big Swede continues to be great at wearing vests and has now at least lifted his head up so he’s not looking through his eyebrows all the time, but his performance is such it’s still difficult for me to be scared of him.  He doesn’t seem to take seriously what he’s saying, which makes it hard for me to.  I imagine he’ll be a fine comic actor if he ever gets the chance - and the predicament he finds himself in by the end of this episode may well, deliberately or otherwise, be the opportunity he was looking for.

Now Jason has learned to stand up for himself he doesn’t get to pull that fetching confused-bunny-in-the-headlights face that sustained him through series 1 and 2 but, by the end of this episode, it’s back … Only this time it’s being worn by Eric when he looks blankly at Sookie and asks who she is.

Amnesia?  Really?  Isn’t that one of those story-lines that TV shows use when they’ve run out of better ideas?  Didn’t they do it to Captain Kirk in the reviled third series of Star Trek?  Oh dear …  Beam me up, Sookie.

TRUE BLOOD Season 4 – Episode 1: She’s Not There.

Previously on True Blood …

I’ll assume you did actually watch series 3 but, like me, you’ve probably forgotten a lot of it.  As final episodes go, ‘Evil is Going On’ was fairly short on spectacular dénouement but very heavy on loose ends to tie-up this year.

So, in no particular order:


Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) was pretty much in a holding pattern all last season, developing a relationship with Jesús (Kevin Alejandro) who, finally, confesses he is “a witch” which quite delights Lafayette.

Sam (Sam Trammell)’s back story has risen up and bitten him, meaning he has family matters to deal with that culminate with him shooting his brother, Tommy (Marshall Allman).
Jason (Ryan Kwanten)’s infatuation with Crystal the were-panther has resulted in him being left in charge of a clan of inbred hillbilly shape-shifters.

Tara (Rutina Wesley) has cut her hair, made peace with Sam and seems determined to stop being a victim.  She wants to be “a completely new person”

Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) – Bill’s ‘progeny’ - has finally come to terms with being a vampire, and with the fact that Hoyt (Jim Parrack) loves her no-matter what.  They have moved in together.

Bill (Stephen Moyer) has had a spectacular falling-out with Sookie - again - and has now been replaced in her light-switch affections by Eric.  This has changed him:  Having attempted to ‘kill’ Eric, he was last seen flying and fighting with Queen Sophie-Anne because he has, he claims, nothing left to lose.

Eric (Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd) buries a barbecued Russell Edgington (Denis O'Hare) in cement (but he isn’t actually dead, so don’t be surprised if, like Being Human’s Herrick, he doesn’t reappear) then sticks the stake in Bill and Sookie’s relationship before returning home.  He also now has hallucinations of his progenitor, Godric (Allan Hyde), glowing all Obi-Wan like.

And Sookie (Anna Paquin)?  Well, she’s discovered that she’s part Faerie and that her blood is “vampire crack”.  That should ensure that her motto continues to be: “When am I not in trouble?”

Also rattling around in the mix we have the sexy werewolf Alcide (Joe Manganiello), the Wiccan waitress Holly (Lauren Bowles) and human/vampire relations advocate Nan Flanagan (Jessica Tuck).

So, without further ado:


I haven’t read the fourth Southern Vampire Mystery: Dead To The World, that this series will be loosely based upon, so I’m coming at it cold.  Cold blooded, you might say.

‘Bon Temps’ roughly translates as ‘good times’ and, if the first act of this opening episode is any guide, they are having a good time with Time this year. 

When the episode begins you would be forgiven for thinking you had fallen through a hole in Time and were watching Star Trek: Next Generation.  We open with beautiful people in classical gowns wandering round an obvious studio set, plucking glowing fruit off trees and generally acting all Olympian.

Then Sookie arrives and, inevitably, Heaven promptly goes to Hell.

She soon finds herself running through terrain that is not dissimilar to The Vasquez Rocks, being pursued by Mab, The Faerie Queen.  More from her later, no doubt.

We also get a brief cameo from Gary Cole who seems to have his own relationship with Time, since the fella clearly hasn’t aged a day since appearing in American Gothic some fifteen years ago.

But all this is by way of a starter, just to get the juices flowing – then we get to the main course: Sookie’s homecoming.

Although she has only been gone eight or nine minutes, a curiously precise twelve-and-a-half months have passed in Bon Temps and a few things have changed, but not Bill and Eric’s petty point-scoring “He gave up on you, I didn’t” type stuff.

Otherwise, show-runner Alan Ball has taken the chance to re-set the clock on the show, possibly as a result of the fan dissatisfaction over the end of season three.

Bill’s fight with The Queen obviously ended well as he’s still out and about and now has some political clout.  His charm offensive with the humans is cleverly intercut with Eric smarming into a camera and reassuring television viewers that not all vampires who appear on TV are going to tear out your spine.  Yeah, this is definitely the show to demonstrate that!


Elsewhere, Arlene’s had her baby which is remarkably well developed for its, what, nine months or so?

Tara.  Boy has Tara changed.  She’s spent her year productively and she’s hopefully going to be a much more dynamic character this year.

Now we have an established culture of witches as well a whole dimension full of Faeries to add to the mix and I can’t help but find myself noting how similar to the Whedoniverse everything is becoming, with a new supernatural species lurking around every corner.  I’m waiting for a green-skinned crooner to show up.

Of course, the sheer size of the cast and the number of plot-lines are reminiscent of Lost or Fringe – both of which have had fun playing with time and parallel dimensions.  So, it’s a shame that, with this first episode at least, the show has lost its unique voice.  But at least the buffet of plots available ensures that there will be something to everyone’s taste.

So, this is essentially the pilot of a whole new show, taken-up with introducing a whole new cast of characters.  They look like and sound like the characters we know, but they don’t necessarily behave like them.

There is fun to be had, seeing how they have shaken things up and discovering how the characters have changed, but it’s a once-only buzz.  Now they have to get on with the very serious business of telling a lot of stories quickly and well.

Fortunately, during the show’s last five minutes, all the introductions done, things start to move.  The world of True Blood is getting bigger, more complicated and, yes, more dangerous.  One wonders how much longer all of this activity will continue to gravitate around the little town of Bon Temps.  Only Time will tell.

You'll also find this article published by Obsessed With Film, here.