I don't usually rank films.  People ask me my favourite film ever, it changes.  Top five?  Okay, but I can't tell you the order.  No...

But what about the victim?  Oh, sod her, she's not the point ... So, Charlie Brooker has returned, to slap us...

Since I'd been asked to introduce it for the local Lit.Com festival, I thought I'd best see the film.  Through various real-world...

  All we ever ask our political leaders to do is protect us. Waging war is the single most despicable way they can fail ... And there is...

Me, intelligently wearing black in a black-walled cinema, with the lights dimmed. And so it came to pass that I was asked to introduce ...